A tiny furious stapler character with enormous narrowed staple ejection eyes and a tiny crooked office chair, presiding over a massive abandoned corporate headquarters filled with towering empty cubicle walls and cascading stacks of forgotten paperwork, chunky angular body proportions in faded grey metal and red plastic, bold black outlines, vibrant flat colors in office beige and frustrated red, dynamic low-angle composition looking up at mountains of scattered documents, dramatic flickering fluorescent office lights casting harsh shadows across cracked conference room tables, perpetually annoyed office supply personality radiating from every jammed staple and crumpled report